Cum Sweats

When you want to have a wank but you can’t climax. You try as hard as you can but you can’t do it and you get those sweats that really smell and make you feel so dirty with no pleasure.

I just tried to wank for 30 minutes and I couldn’t finish and now all I’m left with is cum sweats

by notabeaver December 21, 2017

cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.

Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!

by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017

cum frother

Someone that has just taken a cumshot in the mouth, starts gargling and foaming all that cum. Kind of like a milk frother.

I fucked this nasty freak last night. She was a cum frother! My cum was just foaming out her mouth and she wanted more!

by Ass molest December 28, 2017

cum cavern

The arch of the back when you fucking from behind. Perfect to pull out and jizz into.

"So I was fucking this girl and she had the perfect cum cavern"
"Did you cum?"
"Hell yeah!"

by cumcavern1 March 13, 2017

Cum muffler

The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.

I used a cum muffler and my mom didn't suspect a thing

by B&A&F March 17, 2017

Cum Poodle

When you cum so much you can literally make a poodle out of it.

"Dude, how was jenny last night?"
"She was so great, I laid a cum poodle on her chest"

by resguy638 May 13, 2016

Cum of shame

When your mastering and someone walks in on you.

Oh dog. I was jerking it last week and my sis walked in and I had to do the cum of shame

by Buttergolm May 14, 2016