crustard 

A pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a homogenous egg-based filling.

"Mmm, I love pumpkin crustard!"
"Don't you mean pumpkin pie?"
"No, this is a crustard. Note how it's pretty much just a custard in a single crust."

crustard by Owen L November 24, 2009

Crustiosis

An airbourne disease spread by crusty persons. Common sympoms are peeling of skin on face and/or genital areas.

"Do you see that girllllll ? She gave half our school crustiosis just by looking at them."

Crustiosis by Jorge Montana March 9, 2010

grundle crust 

when you are plastered off your arse and you hook up with someone so hideous not even fugly can cover how revolting this person is.

"oh man i heard you hooked up with a grundle crust."
"please..don't remind me."

grundle crust by ohmahjeeehaud February 4, 2008

lip crust 

The shit that forms on yo lips after you kiss a hot pipe.

Ewww! don't kiss me wit all that lip crust on yo lips. Lookin like you was kissin gravel!

lip crust by Nyah Monet September 21, 2013

ass crusticles 

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)

What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle

ass crusticles by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014

Knuckle Crust 

Dried semen. When remnant semen dries on the fingers after fapping and busting a thick nut all over the hand.

Is that dried skin on your fingers?

Naaahh. I just didn't wipe my fingers to good after fapping this morning. It's knuckle crust.

That's fuckin nasty braaaahhhhh

Knuckle Crust by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2017

Cresty 

The act of foreplay where someone rubs toothpaste on their face.

James: I heard Jackson sent Jamie a picture of a cresty.
Xaver: That's just wrong.

Cresty by Jamesryoma April 13, 2010