Midge Champ

A term used to describe somebody so outrageously small, they have been crowned champion.

Oh, Lewis? He's so small that he's practically a Midge Champ!

by Patrick_Sponge June 8, 2022

Dloan Champion

A giga chad gamer with one VAC ban on Steam.

Pumpkin Knight: hey you want to play Tf2?
Dloan Champion: sure

by DloanChampion + Pumpkin Knight August 7, 2022

Hollywood campsite

After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.

After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Joint Champions

Those who are not quite good enough to be outright champions.

Unable to claim champion status.

We were so close to winning our spelling competition, but I guess we’ll have to settle for joint champions.

by Haole September 6, 2022

Cheddar Champ

A person with a small penis and no balls who can’t draft a fantasy football team.

Man, that guy is such a cheddar champ it’s crazy.

by Slimmer Dimmer September 9, 2022

flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

piledriver champagne waterfall

When the women puts herself in the piledriver position, and legs wide. The man then inserts a uncorked bottle of champagne into her pussy, then shakes it up. The champagne flows out of her pussy and then down her body and into her mouth. She drinks her piledriver champagne waterfall.

While in the piledriver position, champagne is poured into her pussy then down into her mouth. Piledriver champagne waterfall.

by whtronin October 5, 2022