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Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)
That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023
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Beaver Switch

She really enjoyed it when i found her beaver switch and flipped it just right
by CyrenSays December 25, 2020
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Hangry Beaver

What you call your hairy vagina when you haven’t had intercourse in a while.
F*ck me, I hope you don’t mind my hangry beaver.
by Outlawbeautybar March 10, 2024
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Beavered

The act of Submerging an unwilling victim under water while in a locked cage, then proceeding to fuck them
1 - Dude what should we do on our first date
2 - You should totally make her get beavered
by succulentchild74 September 12, 2021
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stinkity beaver

1. when something going great suddenly goes horrible

2. scoring zero points in a game or competition
1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.

Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!
by ebbie479 August 11, 2010
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Beavering

When a girl, during the giving of a blowjob, turns her head sideways and uses her mouth around the underside of the penis, near the base. She performs an up and down or nibbling technique, similar to a beaver chewing on a tree.
Carl's girl couldn't fit my dick in her mouth, so she had to resort to a handy j with some enthusiastic beavering.
by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017
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Beaver Plug Incident

It’s basically where a big beaver penetrates your ass with his tail and sometimes includes his beaver penis while the big boy rapes the hell out of your ass until it widens enough to make you shit all over the place

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
The BNR was in the Beaver Plug Incident
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
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