Max attack

to flip out to the max in a retarded manner

As i walk into biology class, i had a max attack

by MG69 February 16, 2010

yak attack

Slang term used for cocaine by people who are funny, awesome, sardonic, sarcastic, light-hearted, or gangrenous. Possibly derived from cocaine's tendency to make partakers particularly chatty (as in prone to "yakking) and intensely interested in speed-talking about their relationship with their mother, their thoughts on national economy, or how much money is required for the nearest large-mammaried lass to let them do a line off her boob.

"I was planning to buy a laptop with my paycheck this month because I don't have any credit history, but I bought some yak attack and ended up doing lines at a strip club all night and spending $200 for a blowjob that I couldn't get it up for instead."

by Free Moose (limit 1 per prsn) April 17, 2011

Black Attack

When a person (usually male) of non-African descent prefers to date/sleep with persons with African backgrounds.

Compare to "Asian Persuasion"

Guy A: "Is that Warren with another black girl? That's the third one he's dated in a row!"

Guy B: "Yeah man! Didn't you know he has the Black Attack?"

by Squirrel.X August 4, 2012

Cyber Attack

A cyber attack is when a male masturbates using a pornographic aid from a computer (usually a laptop) reaching the point of climax then laying down his penis on the keyboard letting the jizz flow through the keys rendering the machine useless.

Friend 1) Hey can you look up something on your computer for me

Friend 2) No Friend 3 was at my house last night and cyber attacked my laptop, so now I can't use it

by mintyman9191 March 24, 2014

Whack Attack

When one uncontrollably starts to infectiously giggle, seemingly about something simple. Even after brief stints of composure, the whack attack continues.

They got so high they had a 2 hour whack attack when the reporter accidentally said 'poop'...

by dap00man December 17, 2015

Flying penis attack

Where some guys take a small radio controlled helicopter and put a plastic penis on it or make it look like a penis and then fly it around and/or into some one.
It is sometimes done to someone making a speech that they don't like.
This is sometimes done by those in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement,teen sex movement , pedophile civil rights movement and neohippie movement ect.

Did you see that flying penis attack?

by Judge dredd7 June 17, 2011

attack

Verb. In orienteering, the final approach to a control in perhaps difficult terrain, usually beginning from a location you are reasonably sure of... the "attack point".

"I attacked the pit from the bend in the path but I overshot and had to try again from the gully"

by Mark Roberts August 4, 2006