monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

by Jonty September 8, 2004

It's Grumpin' Time

When it is time to Grump.

Epic Grumpyre: It's Grumpin' Time!

Matt: Oh no

by msmfart July 28, 2022

Unit of Time

how one breaks up time when they're unemployed - usually 1 unit = 30 minutes

Shaving my legs took up 1 unit of time

by Ellie from Philly August 22, 2008

Uncle time

When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee

Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school

by King_zelch September 23, 2019

Waffle Time

a **really** sex(y) man who has a huge horse cock

p1: who is the best youtuber?
p2: Waffle Time
p1: true

by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021

chad time

When you go off whatever timing you want so you turn up to work an hour late and take extended breaks because you feel like it

1: He’s an hour late
2: Yeah, he’s on Chad Time

by anabsoultelegend April 29, 2020

Time Troll

Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.

Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.

Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.

by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018