April 1

People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.

-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1

by thatbitchfromtokyo August 1, 2022

April 21

National slap who ever u wanna slap

Hey mia do u know what today is
April 21 why

Slaps*

What’s that for

National slap day

by Iamnotinluv April 21, 2022

April 21st

Kiss/shift your girlfriend when u see her.

😉

Garry:Did you know its april 21st

by Memenem April 21, 2022

April 21

Bring your youngest coworker a Baja Blast today at work

It’s April 21, so I should bring my youngest coworker a Baja blast at work today

by Frillot April 21, 2022

APRIL 24

be gay today or just sus

person1: Todays april 24... you know what that means
person2: yeah lets go be sus to our friends

by //YourNewStepMom// April 21, 2022

April 22

National hit a lick day! Straight up rob as many people as you can and dress in all black grab your ski mask and start robbing people.

Ok let’s go rob as many people as we can

Why?

It’s April 22 national rob as many people as u can day
Ohhh yea I forgot

by DonDDay999 April 22, 2022

April 25

Say yes to a girl whole day

April 25 say yes to girls

by 123nigga April 24, 2022