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Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would
"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"
by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016
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Play angry birds

the act of pooping while playing angry birds, becoming synonymous with the act of pooping itself.
"Honey I must "play angry birds" before we go out to dinner."

"Hey, going to play angry birds right quick!"

"I want to go play angry birds but we are at your mothers house!!!"
by R double Big D December 4, 2011
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Angry Birds Rash

(Aves malevolus) Two circular red spots, approx. two inches wide, commonly appearing just above the knees after prolonged visits to restrooms. In severe cases accompanied by numbness of the legs.
I just bumped into my boss outside the restroom with an angry birds rash that was so bad I could hardly walk.
by SkateLikeYouMeanIt November 13, 2011
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LeBron James Angry

It's when a person unloads all of their emotional ammo on someone for no apparent reason.
It's when a person unloads all of their emotional ammo on someone for no apparent reason.

Tommy's girlfriend didn't want to watch the ball game so Tommy got LeBron James Angry (LeBron Jangry) and brought up everything she had ever done wrong.....he's single now.
by Da B.E.A.S.T. February 2, 2017
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Angry Japanese Dragon

Same as an angry dragon but as soon as she looks up you punch her in the nose and when the blood mixes with your cum, it becomes an Angry Japanese Dragon. Usually you can only do this once per girl.
I gave this bitch an Angry Japanese Dragon and she never hooked up again, don't understand
by Rooster, St. Marys PA September 8, 2012
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Angry German Kid

1)

A fattish german boy who turned viral via youtube, it is undetermined whether he is an actor or not.

The Angry German Kid sit's in front of his computer playing Unreal Tournament and constantly yells abuse and smashes the shit out of his Keyboard in the process, he can't handle losing, he can't handle lag and he can't handle the game not loading.

In the end he goes insane, smashes his keyboard to hell, screams a few more times at the computer and then runs away with a whimpering sound going to have a cry like a little bitch.

Many youtube videos have been made with differant English subtitles to make it funny and fresh each time and even though it's just the same clip with differant sub titles it continues to be funny (as long as the person who makes it isn't a dickhead).

2)

Used to describe someone who loses their temper or rages at the computer or anything else for no reason.
John: OH MY GOD!~!!!!hbvebfhdbfhj jf bvfRAGHH!!!!!!!! WHY WON'T SIMS 3 LOAD!

Steve: Settle down... don't be such an Angry German Kid
by maxmoefoe June 12, 2010
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angry pirate

the girl's balls deep in you, and you pull out and nut in her eye, she quickly puts her hand over it (similar to an eyepatch) then you stomp on her foot and she bounces around on one leg going arrrrrrg! arg! arg! (similar to a pirate with an eyepatch and a peg leg)

If you really want to go for the K-O, try combining it with the philly-fakeout
it's pretty self explainitory. Do the angry pirate
by daveissolame April 7, 2007
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