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jimmy eat world

"Life sucks man"
"yeah, just listen to Jimmy Eat World"
"ok"
by ducktaper July 29, 2008
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jimmy fats

n: midwestern slang term for joint
"Hey man, did you bring Jimmy Fats?"
by DJY July 2, 2006
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jimmy hoffa

the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back
timmy just jimmy hoffaed
by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020
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Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021
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the full jimmy carter

When god takes a shit on all your hard work despite doing all the right things.
Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.
by Jagg1999 July 18, 2016
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Jimmy James Jr

When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.
"Hey babe, make sure to wear a condom... don't want a Jimmy James Jr."
by Themanhoff October 26, 2022
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Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019
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