Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

Double squirrel

Double squirrel is when a women takes a males erect penis in both ends

( vagina and mouth) then simultaneously grasps the male ball sacks with a considerable amount of force, resulting in the men screaming out loud in pain then followed up by both men punching her in the face.....

Hey boys Josh and me (Evan) fucked this slut up last night after she performed a double squirrel.....

by Up ya bum July 16, 2019

Squirrel

Squirrel.... like Dave from "Up" probably the award winning "saddest movie" in history
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "

"sees a squirrel" "dave shouts"" SQUIRREL!"

by I...love....frogs. August 10, 2021

The Montenegro Squirrel

The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.

The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises

"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"

by Saulman500 May 10, 2024

glowing flying squirrel

When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel

"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"

by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 21, 2015

Squirrel

Moose squirrel. Hello boys. A supernatural nickname for dean Winchester, since he is the shortest. Given the nickname by the one and only Crowley, the king of hell.

Moose, squirrel. Hello boys.

by Offofofof123 September 1, 2018

Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric

Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."

by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023