zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018

Squirrel Chaser

A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In

Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week

by Rickey Spanish June 09, 2020

Squirrel Chaser

Sierra Running barefoot catching squirrels to make hats.

Hey what are you doing tomorrow after B.B.W.B ridding?
Oh nothing going Squirrel Chase'n. They call me the Squirrel Chaser

by Elhood April 15, 2011

squirrel pissing

bullshitting/overreacting to everything

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.

by That_Guy_Is_Awesome February 28, 2011

fall squirrel

Burying ones nuts inside a girl

That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!

by Rhoward September 19, 2017

The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off

I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!

by trickytower August 04, 2021