by Winderbourne January 23, 2021
Get the Mike Portnoymug. A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021
Get the Dirty Mikemug. a person who give NFL and NBA news. He flys in youtube and is mordern day equivalent of the traditional pigeon. gives good takes.
by ellaellaey December 5, 2021
Get the The Flight Mikemug. The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)
Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.
by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019
Get the Mike Cocksmug. THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
Get the mike jasonmug. Crazy, Wild, Well liked, Quite the smooth talker, Aggresive, Dangerous, Well endowed, Extreme Performer, Over-all inclined to achieve greatness.
That guy just went Mike Sills on her. The boy is smart and talanted you could call him a young Mike Sills.
by guero1088 February 4, 2010
Get the Mike Sillsmug. by MIKE IS A LOSER April 27, 2014
Get the mike goodwinmug.