Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
by turboh June 4, 2016
Get the chinese whistlemug. <.7.9.7.6.>The Postal Zip Code "'14057-2215-2219'" Was Inspiration FOr THe Japanese Name From Chinese Idealogy "'Mitsurugi'"<.7.9.7.6><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Postal Zip Code "'14057-2215-2219'" Was Inspiration FOr THe Japanese Name From Chinese Idealogy "'Mitsurugi'"<.7.9.7.6><.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Postal Zip Code "'14057-2215-2219'" Was Inspiration FOr THe Japanese Name From Chinese Idealogy "'Mitsurugi'"<.7.9.7.6><.7.9.7.6.>mug. When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
Get the You could screw up a chinese parademug. by envyie May 19, 2024
Get the Chinese sticksmug. by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018
Get the Chinese fire breathermug. A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.
by dildo penis April 1, 2022
Get the Chinese Hagglermug. A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.
by Shadow3031 April 9, 2015
Get the Chinese Ninja Starmug.