Baby Wipe

The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.
Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's?
by Strippies April 08, 2014
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darwin baby

A person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. So prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.
Darwin Baby: "I decided to change my own oil just to see if I could but I didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is."
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
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pasty baby

a term used for the baby of a charvette (female charver). this is used due to the amount of crums and mess in their pram from their staple diet of greggs (bakery) and crisps which have fallen on to the baby and encrusted onto the pram.
aww look at that little pasty baby, isnt it a shame, poor bairn (baby/child)
by lisa105106 August 25, 2005
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38 Baby

Soemone who reps the 38th Street of Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
“No I ain't crazy, so bitch don't try to play me
I'm a 38 baby, go against me I'm a slam them.”

-Youngboy Never Broke Again
by da_modah_troy September 09, 2021
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baby pie

(n.) a word describing a girl which denotes her cuteness and also the fact that she is edible. It is used as an endearment empowered by all the lovability of a small child, combined with a food item that is loved cross-culturally.
Everyone loved Eva so much, that they started calling her a baby pie.
by shindaru January 18, 2011
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Mega Babies

A Canadian deathtrap your children would be engulfed in if they ever decide to switch the channel to Teletoon one dreadful night. The fear will encircle their once-innocent eyes as they see diapers skyrocket to the moon in almost every scene. Your child is witnessing subliminal child abuse only the government knows about. This is why Mega Babies' surroundings are almost very top secret-like. Because it secretly is secret. Never let your children or grandparents watch this. They are too stupid and weak to witness babies on steriods throwing shit in each other's faces. The hidden message is that the people running Area 51 are trying to hypnotise your very souls to bring you to your knees and surrender your very blood, so you can sacrifice lives in order to bring big bucks to all Big Brothers. It's a trap, I fucking tell you!
Mega Babies was an awesome show when I was growing up. Look at me today because of it!
by hyposane December 07, 2010
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