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Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.
Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.
by Clowns taste funny October 2, 2020
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Whale and Chips

What you say when the fish in your Fish and Chips is huge
Some guy: I had Whale and Chips last night
International Whaling Commission: You had what?
by MneneT August 31, 2021
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Whale Warrior

Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.
"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"

"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."
by ......H...... May 11, 2024
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coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.
Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me
by maikatura August 28, 2022
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mr. whale

user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck
by elsqued November 1, 2024
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whale fall

by plato! October 29, 2024
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Whale

Noun

Plural, whales

1. A very large marine mammal.

2. A human of incredible size, especially a fat woman with a bad attitude.

3. An individual who has tremendous wealth and likes to flaunt it, especially in casinos, nightclubs, strip clubs, and high-end clothing outlets. Often used as a term of endearment. A loving/affectionate term used only for wealthy people you truly care about.

Verb (1)

Intransitive verb

Whaled; whaling

1. To engage in whale fishing.

2. To pursue fat women after 2:00 AM in an act of drunken, horny desperation.

3. To blast off like all the crypto scammers and YouTubers on Hustler Casino Live. Example: straddle the button to $25K.

Verb (2)

Transitive verb

1. Lash, thrash, hit, defeat soundly.

See also: whale off, whalelike, whale-ish, whale shit, whale estate, whale car/clothes/house/cats, whalin' out
"Only a true whale says FIJI water isn't good enough."

"Did you whale off at the Gucci store, bro?"

"I heard you were whalin' out at the Rhino last night, bruh."
by Whale_Potential November 5, 2022
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