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Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
by zSynergy October 12, 2022
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Jerk Race

Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go
Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?
by Merrickman2003 March 8, 2020
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Endless Jerk

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight
Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.
by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024
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Jerk

A person usually male who acts shitty
What a jerk” Emily said as she pulled out her riffle and shot the man.
by Jaguar28 September 20, 2022
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Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016
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Jerk

Your a asshole
Jerk
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
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A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
He's on a one way life jerk
by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
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