Ear Rape

To be unintentionally involved in a one way conversation without being able to interject words and/or emotion.

The person being "ear raped" will have an overwhelming feeling of anxiety and time loss when able to escape the "ear rapist".

My brain is still tired from being ear raped for over an hour by Caidy last night.

by UrbanTingle January 27, 2017

Shirt Rape

When someone tries to get all inside your shirt, while you're still wearing it.

1) Sean! Stop shirt raping me!
2) I heard that Harry got shirt raped on Saturday night.

by Doctor Sean November 17, 2010

rape selfie

When you take a selfie of somebody against his/her will.

- Dang, why did you just put your phone up into my face?
- I took a rape selfie of you.

by hazeray November 10, 2014

Bug Rape

When a bug makes a bee-line for a girl's boobs without asking permission first or yelling "Surprise!".

Bridgette was outside, minding her own business, when that bug randomly flew by and Bug Raped her.

by Scarlett Pippin October 29, 2012

alcoholic rape

shoving alcohol down another persons mouth with out their consent.

she got alcoholic raped last night. they did not stop shoving jack down her throat.

by Master Shifu yoda September 3, 2010

monkey raped

When a party of African Americans stiff a server

Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?

Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%

Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.

by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011

Rape shake

1.To rape your friends facebook wall so that all they see is your comments
2. to incessantly annoy your friends on facebook to the point where they would much rather deactivate their facebook than read your comments

I rape shaked kaila's wall last night, and no one can beat me.
or

Last night Edye rape shaked my wall and i think I have had enough.

by rapeshakerallday May 3, 2010