If an extremely fat person has no legs the resulting mounds of flesh cascading down and around their stumps result in 'meat socks'.
by refuogee November 10, 2011
Get the Meat Sockmug. The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and grabbing his penis and testicles and pulling them back out through his asshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). Thus the victim has his penis and testicles which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his ass along with a section of pinkish intestines.
Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!
Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!
Mike annoyed Julie so she threatened to pull his penis and testicles out of his asshole, giving him mismatched socks! Ouch!
by xoxo__mismatched.socks March 30, 2009
Get the Mismatched Socksmug. Socks worn by insecure comformists who claim they are "more comfortable," but what's more comfortable about ferocious blades of grass scratching your fully-exposed ankles?
by Jinx (Name already used) September 24, 2011
Get the no show socksmug. by LIL FUKKIN ROB January 8, 2008
Get the Fart Sockmug. by UngaUnga October 10, 2019
Get the Poop sockingmug. Always wear your socks to stay safe from anti Sus people, once you are wearing socks then you are not sus and you are safe so always sock check your homies to make sure they are safe
by Dirty Damoan March 17, 2019
Get the Sock checkmug. a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.
Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.
by <3pantie<3 July 7, 2009
Get the socks on housemug.