phitt shit

the object/person is really cool/fit.

oh my days,you is the phitt shit!

by xndy September 19, 2007

telephone shit

When you take a shit and it comes out looking like a telephone. It's curved at both ends (earpice/mouthpiece) and has a long straight middle (handle).

Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.

Person 1: Damn! I just took telephone shit. Look at it, it looks like one of those old-fashioned telephones.
Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.

by c.o.e. June 21, 2007

Pig Shit and Tram Tickets

Used to describe the aroma of Pipe Tobacco, Ducados or Gitanes.

'Fuck me man, what the fuck is he smokin' Pig Shit and Tram Tickets'?

by MongyMax November 22, 2007

Chicken Shit Fag

Someone who you stop seeing who will not even acknowledge your existence and you did nothing to warrant that reaction. It ended well!

Stephen, you are a chicken shit fag!

by yayas March 9, 2009

Dyfluka shit

A dyfluka shit is when you diarrhea so forcefully into the bowl you get splash back and you have to wipe off your cheeks when you're done.

"Oh man that mexican food was horrible, it gave me the dyfluka shits for days!"

by Bacchus12345 March 15, 2009

Hammered Shit Steak

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

dog shit Cuisinart

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.

I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011