Big Moby Dick

Something that goes in either of the three things as following

- A sexy girl’s pussy
- her asshole
- her mouth

I locked the the room and started to smash my girl’s pussy hard-on with my big moby dick while fingering her ass

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 22, 2023

Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

All dicked up

Someone who looks a mess.

He's all dicked up.

by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017

bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman who is on her period, and you get blood on your dick

I had sex with a women, and got bloody dick syndrome.

by Rhljr December 19, 2021

i dicked er

The fine art of making a big mistake

I told my mom I'd come for supper on Friday but there is a party. I went to the party instead. Guess I dicked er!!

by Chipdog September 19, 2013

needle-dick's parabola

The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.

Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.

by UN~MUDO~POCO March 1, 2021

disney + dis dick

It’s Netflix and chill but with Disney movies

Guy1:she wants to Disney + dis dick
Guy2: lucky ass, my girl won’t do that

by Schmeat44 November 29, 2019