Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

shit oh fuckin dear

An expression of extreme dismay, or shock

Jed: "Your mother-in-law was just killed when she drove off a cliff."
Red: "Um hmmm."

Jed: "She was driving your 2006 custom dually Dodge 4WD Mega Cab Cummins Turbo Diesel."
Red: "Shit oh fuckin dear!"

by CalifCoyote May 30, 2006

worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.

This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

by nil12312424 June 3, 2011

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

by mat haggard August 24, 2008

shit faced cock sucker

The fucking homo hoo made telitubies.

The homo hoo made telitucies was a shit faced cock sucker thats berore i kicked his ass and screwed hos mom!

by Boobie Shervakaklakaka April 28, 2005