Two man

When two girls go on a date with two guys/ when two girls are dating two guys.

“Omg Gavin and Nate are so cute!!”
“I know right!”

“two man?”

by iknowyouseethissss March 5, 2024

Mr "Big man pedo" Flynn

A lanky nonce who roams the halls in search of First years

Person 1: Hey did you see Liam recently?
Person 2: No, he got grabbed by Mr "Big man pedo" Flynn
Person 1: Ah, RIP

by Max Jarocky November 19, 2022

teach a man to fish saying

something someone named leo can’t stop saying

the teach a man to fish saying is said like this, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” - john leo penn

by bskakanwkjsbsjsj August 10, 2022

man crackin

Mouth full of dishsoap, crack their butt with a wooden spoon

Keep talking filth, and you're gonna get a man cracking

by scorcharific October 24, 2020

Spicy Wilderness Man

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.

The hall smells like a spicy wilderness man.

by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

Michigan Man

A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.

That Harbaugh. He’s a Michigan Man through and through!

by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023