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Up your nan

What my brother tell me when we’re being annoying to each other
Me: he’s not ugly he’s just ginger
My bro: up your nan
Me: wtf
by Deabie March 20, 2024
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your dad

Person A: Hey do you like anyone
Person B: yeah
Person A: who?
Person B: your dad
by luhvbai<3 November 3, 2022
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Your mom

A dumb rost that shit as hell fifth-graders use before they get to middle school and actually become something worth living

you are a shit if you use this rost
fuck your mom
by charliegamer March 15, 2022
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water your blossom

Grannie says,"Make sure you water your blossom before you go to bed, Sweetie."
by Maggy Cole November 22, 2015
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Your sisters a mister

Worse than “ur granny tranny” or “ur brothers a mother”. Every time this is said, the victim will implode into a ball of guts then blast into a shower of blood.
Joe: “Your gay.”
John: “Don’t make me do it.”
Joe: “Do what, pussy?”
John: “You’ve taken it too far.”
John: “Your sisters a mister.”
Joe: *Implodes then blasts out covering the walls in a red layer of blood and guts*
by ThatGuy286437 May 15, 2018
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Your mom

Your mom
Hey how is your mom
by Iona jake July 26, 2021
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Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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