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That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness
by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018
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thot shit

A song that cardi b came out with in June of 2021
“Hands on my knees shakin ass on my thot shit”
by NOBISH July 5, 2021
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Dude you always do this shit

A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?

Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.
by TurnM3Up July 28, 2020
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donkey rapping shit eatter

Someone who pisses you off while waitting in line.
"that guy cut in front of me, that donkey rapping shit eatter!"
by Brand0 didwell August 7, 2006
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beaver shit in a pickle jar

a humorus saying when someone is being a fruit, gay, redneckish or nyggery.
Guy 1: Hay man your a friggin' prep.
Guy 2: Well you like beaver shit in a pickle jar your a stupid redneck rednecknadds.
by Reb Zalker January 15, 2009
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The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
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Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.
Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.
by A1988 February 16, 2020
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