A true Carolyn is when a girl calls you gay, but is the only one who has kissed her own gender in the friend group, she also likes to make jokes about you but when you make one back she’ll complain and threaten to not tell you anything, finally she’ll get all up in peoples business and start to make it hers and get mad at people when she had no right to. She’ll make a truce to be nice, then break it, but doesn't say anything until you “break it” and god forbid you mention her failing to make class office.
“Oh she's just made fun of me but now complaining because I did it back, that True Carolyn”
“She didn't make class office, so True Carolyn”
“She got mad at my friend for becoming friends with her friends, super True Carolyn”
“She didn't make class office, so True Carolyn”
“She got mad at my friend for becoming friends with her friends, super True Carolyn”
by Shiidkman37282748 November 15, 2025
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Get the True Chud mug.Or maybe I'm boring because I can't say that I created AI and taught course on writing narrative that and my students wrote all of your favorite shows and instead of lhving off the proceeds of that I'm walking in the freeing cold because ALEX is unable to reconcile his about his inability to achieve RELATIVE TO ME and his worldview.
Hym "AND IN THE FACE of mine being affirmed in the ultimate capacity. So that is not true. It's a lot of time to spend on justifying your unearned fat cock success. Look, saying to me 'I climbed a rock and then I saw a tree and then I went where the trees were different and then to an amusement park and then I talked with this guy or gal' in the absence of the 'all the ladies everywhere sobbing on my fat fucking knob all over the place' isn't going to sell me on it. AND I WOULD KNOW! I LITERALLY WROTE THE BOOK ON WHAT IS OR IS NOT GOING TO SELL! I CAN CALL IT 'ART OF THE SALE!' How about this. We all just pretend I'm not THAT guy and I'll get nothing for it and then I won't murder any of your kids and I'll just go away and never bother anybody? Does THAT sound like a reasonable thing to do? Or does it sound like insanity. Her choices don't validate YOUR behavior. You fucking do-nothing."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
Get the Not true mug.This Toronto saying is ripped right from Jamaican Patois and also the Bible. It is short for, “Truthfully I say to you.”
It’s often used at the start of a sentence to mean “I am telling the truth.”
It’s often used at the start of a sentence to mean “I am telling the truth.”
Example 1:
Kendall: Yo dawg, remember how you had that party last Sunday? Was my girl there?
Mischka: True say, the party was too lit. I wasn’t even looking out for anyone. My fault bro.
Tony: Are the shoes gonna be ready soon? I have a game Friday.
LaTray: True say, I haven’t even started on em broski.
Kendall: Yo dawg, remember how you had that party last Sunday? Was my girl there?
Mischka: True say, the party was too lit. I wasn’t even looking out for anyone. My fault bro.
Tony: Are the shoes gonna be ready soon? I have a game Friday.
LaTray: True say, I haven’t even started on em broski.
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Get the True Say mug.And so did you! And all it took was for dozens of children to die as a result out targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and everyone on YouTube either agreeing or being coerced into keeping it a secret for you.
Hym "She found true love as a result of a list I wrote and a shared secret regarding targeted harassment resulting in mass murder. A secret that I will murder children to expose and refuse to pay politicians to keep. So I know for a fact AOC knows about it. How many child deaths do you want on you conscience? We got 2 mass murders. The first one in 2016. Then we got the one where guy said he qould kill kids in advance and the FBI showed up and couldn't do anything likely because the recording was illegally obtained. Then we got the train stabbing where there is a non-zero probably that schizophrenia isn't real and, rather, people are being singled out for immiseration. And then we're have the patracide/matracide in Wasau. I live in Wisconsin and know what the people around here are like. And then we got Rob Reiner. So between 2 and 5 mass murders. All because Taylor doesn't like how I talk about rape and child murder on the internet. Absolutely preventable, by the way. I already stopped at least 1. Taylor has stopped zero. Also invented AI. She has a million dollars and I do not."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2025
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