Touch Tip

Similar to "touch base" but with two gay dudes.

Gay dude: I haven't seen Jim in a while, maybe I should touch tip with him.

by Reeeeeeeeze December 31, 2011

Touched

What you say when you are screwed over by something.

"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

When a man and another man harbor secret sexual desires for each other (either known or unknown) and use 'many' gestures to express their passion without others knowing. Gestures can include: Back thumping, head locks, and arm punches being held a little too long, and turn into arm around shoulders. Being completely manly of course.

1 goes up to 2 and forcefully pats back as a way of greeting, and lingering a little too long. Fist bumping and holding it there. Coming up behind someone sitting and putting hands on shoulders.

Oblivious people see it as macho men's way of greeting each other, more aware people see it as Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Can also include things such as sharing meals, and buying matching shirts, even though they are not included in the "touching" aspect.

by PikFish November 18, 2009

tarquin touchcloth

when you follow through after a vigorous fart

'Oh Christ, just did a Tarky Toucher in my Undies'

by Beardo April 27, 2004

bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

by SSSSkip August 16, 2007

baby rhino touch

when your first touch in soccer is horribly awful and goes 3 meters ahead of you.

don't ever pass the ball to Roy inside the box cause he has baby rhino touch.

by Royfh May 8, 2007

Touche

Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.

Me: "I'm a badass"
Zumiez bro: ...
Me: Touche

by yodeling_donkey January 10, 2012