free thinker

An individual whose opinions are formed on the basis of an understanding and rejection of tradition, authority or established belief.

Sarah did not believe that her friend Tom was going to hell just because he had a boyfriend. She was as a free thinker.

by Mago Chutney May 30, 2006

ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.

Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.

Example:

Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

by JoãoPaulo November 13, 2007

This is Patrick!

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
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Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)

by Ninja number 26398704 August 30, 2009

screw this

An act of not giving a fuck over a certain thing or subject.

Teacher: You have 5 things to do for homework, class.

Tom: Man, Screw this!

by ReanSchwarzer October 19, 2014

thinkpad

The single best model of laptop form factor machines, now produced by Lenovo. Formerly produced by IBM. They have been known to last years and survive serious abuse that would kill a Dell or Apple. Recommended with a nice big battery and a copy of Fedora Linux 10. Computers for real geeks.

Eric: I say, I quite fancy this ThinkPad over the Toshiba that I owned last. Let's see Apple try to match this keyboard!

Luke: Or the built in biometrics, light, magnesium alloy skeleton, anti-flex screen, innovative pointing devices, durability, or hardware support!

by the_organist April 7, 2009

Thirteensome

God damn so many dicks for one chick, might get stretch marks. xc

Thirteensome- For a women to conduct sexual activity with 12 other males

by The guy 755 June 2, 2015

Think Straight

To think clearly.
To think without confusion or interruption.
To assemble one's thought in the order they had intended to.

"I just can't seem to think straight with those buzzing fluorescent lights around."

by KarmaLog August 2, 2018