what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!

by Freddizle fo' Shizzle May 26, 2016

shit tit

a name you would bestow upon a fellow human in which you thoroughly despise and wish to terminate.

"Hey there's Mike!"
"Fuck Mike. He's a shit tit."

by swankz June 11, 2013

Tit Grease

The radioactive mixture of sweat, oil, grease, and other nasty things that are located under a woman's breasts after a long day of not showering.

Damn man, sat bitch got some tasty-ass TIT GREASE!

by tha ginjanooga April 13, 2011

gibbon tits

1) breasts that are flat and droop

2) a generic insult

Deakin: eeeew, i walked in on my nan in the shower and she had gibbon tits
Jake: mate, that is dirtyyyy!!!

or

Kurt: oi!! i did your mum
Jake: kurt, you are such a gibbon tits sometimes

by jakeeee haiggghhhh December 18, 2009

gibble tits

Pernounced as Jibble Tits, a nickname use for the character gibraltar from the popular game Apex Legends

Awwww fuck, I got stuck with gibble tits

by Lordkeltic April 22, 2020

wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

the cat's tits

based off of the popular saying "the cat's pajamas" or "the cat's Meow" this is an adjective that means good, great or spectacular. It was determined in Madison WI that tits were better then pajamas.

Holy shit that guy just beer bonged a 40, he is the cat's tits.

by Chatty April 26, 2006