Muddy Taco

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.
White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"
by thatniggakidkenny October 01, 2014
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ripped taco

when bruce takes a giant shit
Me: Aww man, Bruce just ripped taco on the floor!
by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 05, 2019
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Taco Humper

Someone that stoops so low that they have sex with mexican chicks.
I'd rather go to jail and take it in the can from Bubba than be a Taco Humper.
by Das_Auto March 30, 2011
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Clit Taco

When you put taco toppings (meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream, beans) on your partners vagina and proceed to eat her out while consuming the taco toppings
Man 1: bro my girl said I could do a clit taco tonight!
Man 2: no way!!! Ur so lucky!
by DefinitionGuy69420 November 29, 2021
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Lobster Taco

Slang for a Maine woman's vagina. Could also be use to describe the vagina of any woman living in the coastal New England states.
Dude, I totally ate her lobster taco last night.
by Fireballwilly March 18, 2013
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taco test

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.
"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."
by g-triangle September 09, 2014
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