E. Jones

A sasquatch like creature with red hair and who twitches their eyes alot. Smell can be deadly, especially the breath.

Used in a sentence: "Mommy, that E. Jones just ate our dog!"

by JonesJacobk March 19, 2012

Jone

The crossroads of a joke and a groan. A comic's worst nightmare and a dad joke's best friend.

I thought I was funny but I was dropping jones all night.

by theAgency_One February 20, 2019

Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.

by OTH21 May 17, 2018

damien jones

drummer with kult of the dead rock star

damien jones is a damned fine drummer

by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003

Jone

A mix of cuteness and evil. An astonishing girl, the time flies when you are with her. She loves eating and may get aggressive if she is very hungry. Also, she is a bit crazy, but nothing to worry about, or that I believe.

Rowboat and a ukelele are included.

Jone be like: Gg

by Txapata November 22, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

jones

Mixing vodka with any jones cane sugar soda

a jones is where u mix vodka and jones soda u retard

by BornToCum November 15, 2021