Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021

Flip the duck

Finding another orifice

I'm looking to flip the duck, can you assist?

by Psyrus 137 January 25, 2022

Not my duck

Something that is clearly not your responsibility that someone is trying to dump on you

"Hey bro can you go do my laundry while I'm out?" "Not my duck, man sorry."

by Mr. Cool guy July 18, 2019

Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014

duck-sick

a dyslexic way of saying: suck dick!

You comment, as posted on Fox News Comments, indicates that you duck-sick.

by sagabeeba March 14, 2020

swamp duck

a fart that smells like the stinkiest swamp ever but sounds like a duck when you fart

" damn bro that smells like a rotten swamp but sounded like a duck quack" , well jimmy you just got swamp ducked"

by pablo less mexican April 4, 2022

Ducking Fine

When nothing is fine and auto-correct is a bitch

I’m not ducking fine

by Jomie September 29, 2021