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Steve is like… a peaceful song. Almost like the absence of chaos. His soul is peaceful & comforting it’ll make you feel as though there’s no bad in the world. You don’t meet too many people with a soul like that. You should get yourself a Steve because he just might change your life in ways you never thought could be possible. Steve is one of those people you should never let go of.
“Steve is an energy that never dies
by Jusluvbloo July 16, 2023
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the Big Steve

ie: noun.

The most hallowed of pizzas, The Big Steve is a feast fit for Kings named after all Steve's natural pizazz and regal demeanor. It is the sustinance of gods, created by a master chef using only the finest quality ingredients from the world's most provacative locals. Chef's who are renowned and educated enough to craft this delicate and savory dish are to be worshiped like the king's and queens they serve. The aroma wafting from this delicacy is enough to make even the most strong willed vegan or perverbial "health nut" bend the knee and give in to their temptation. The parmesan garlic Alfredo sauce is reduced in a slow simmering sauce pan with hints of rosemary and oregano. The chicken is grilled flawlessly over the coals of a dying star. The grain used to craft the crust as well as the green peppers, sometimes reffered to as "the apple" in religious texts, placed atop this perfect pie are grown within the garden of Eden. Only the most prestigious examples of human kind such as Chuck Norris, Gandhi, or Fred Flinstone, are capable of devouring The Big Steve in it's entirety. If you are ever blessed with a pizza known as "The Big Steve", you should first thank God that he has blessed you and your taste buds that day, and secondly devour as much as you possibly can as this gift will likely not be bestowed upon you twice in the same lifetime.
Dude 1: Dude, my dad is going by Domino's tonight and he's gonna order "The Big Steve"!!!

Dude 2: Man that's freaking awesome, don't forget to bow before it when it comes through the door.
by Senti_Mentel March 15, 2019
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
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Steve

An unidentified coach or other person whom others expect that you are on a first name basis with when you in fact are not.
Who the fuck is Steve.
by lbprops April 14, 2024
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Steve-ing

I'm going to be Steve-ing tonight in this debate.
by Emos Unicorn April 1, 2021
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steve wade

Steve embodies an intriguing blend of arrogance and prima-donna behavior, exuding an unwavering belief in his intellectual superiority and an exaggerated sense of busyness. Despite his self-proclaimed brilliance, a closer examination reveals a significant incongruence between perception and reality. In truth, Steve's contributions to work are disproportionately meager, and his sense of purpose appears thinly veiled by a facade of self-importance. This paradoxical combination paints a portrait of an individual whose self-perception diverges markedly from the observable impact of his efforts, prompting reflection on the authenticity of his claimed intelligence and busyness.
In the office, Steve Wade's grandiose claims of unparalleled intelligence and perpetual busyness often ring hollow, as colleagues observe a conspicuous misalignment between his self-perception and the tangible impact of his meager contributions to work and purpose.
by RockHard420 December 12, 2023
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Minecraft Steve style

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory
-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy
by mistermorgan October 16, 2022
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