smooches

Sloppy kisses not with the mouth lips, but with the labial lips. The smooch’s target is usually the cheek of the face or, for special occasions, the cheek of the butt.

Ben: Sally and I made a real connection on our last date. I think she might be the one.

Sam: Why do you say that?

Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.

Sam: You lucky bastard.

by kittyboss/zachnasty July 23, 2008

Smoothied

Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.

Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "

Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."

by Buckifan 33 April 19, 2010

smoothcock

The way young men try to talk-up their penises to others so they don't sound so gross and unappealing

"I want her to suck my smoothcock😏"

by Baewatch2015 November 16, 2015

smoothie bowls

blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness

“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”

by satsaredumb June 23, 2019

Smoothie

Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.

Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?

Sophia: No, what is it?

Moe: It's a smoothie!

by Duck master 67 September 16, 2021

The Smoother (drink)

Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.

When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.

smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs

by She's Crafty September 6, 2013

European smoothie

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.

Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!

by Pablo's organic moisturizer August 10, 2016