back to school & back to school SHOPPING

back to school is the sad part, BUT BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING? HELLLOOOOO SSOSOSOSOSOOSSOO FUN.

mom: you ready to go back to school?
me: no.
mom: ohhh i meant back to school shopping
me: YESSSSSAAAYAYAYAYAYA\
mom: but you know you have to go back to school & back to school shopping because you have oreintation,

by ihearttaylorr August 3, 2023

donkey shopping

Searching for dat ass

Man, I was donkey shopping last night and scored some sweet ass.

by Pseudosaint October 6, 2016

Shop Keto

When you miss spell shooketh

I was absolutely Shop Keto

by Gusgus9876 July 30, 2019

sharpie shop

To attack a photo with a sharpie or other permanet marker. usually happens right after a break-up or fight.

After she and Mark's nasty break-up, she decided to sharpie shop every photo she had of him.

by ABERZOMBIE!! March 7, 2010

Reverse shopping

When you go to the local sporting goods store and find a hoodie you like then proceed to the register to pay for said hoodie. Reverse shopping is only a simplified version of shopping with less steps. You find a hoodie you like and instead of paying for said hoodie you skip that step(streamlining it) and proceed directly to car without spending a wooden nickel

A man found a House depot reciept. Took it in home depot. Got everything that was on the reciept and put it in carriage. Proceeded directly to customer service and produced the reciept and returned said items in carriage for a full refund. A simple definition of reverse shopping is stealing.

by El shoppo November 6, 2020

hack shop

A shop where stolen cars are broken down for parts.

The hack shop had the stolen Porche dismantled and the parts carted off to the dealer
before the owner even knew it was missing.

by Miss Chance May 24, 2016

Shopping Judgment

When you go shopping and everything in the store seems so amazing you buy tons of stuff, but when you get home you realize half of what you bought is retarded and you will never wear/use it.

Camilla: Jesus I bought so much stuff yesterday!
Emma: Damn you have some bad shopping judgment.
Camilla: Yep.

by imnotacatlady July 7, 2010