School shooting

BUT HE DEPLOYED THE MILITARY! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARED THE BAD GUYS INTO NOT DOING A CRIME! WHAT HAPPENED!?

Hym "Yeah, nothing is going to change because you refuse to look at the actual causes. I'll reserve my judgement on the school shooting until you actually report on the ACTUAL impetus behind the act. We'll see. Maybe it's ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA. Who knows!? They refuse to investigate and or corroborate my thing."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

Shoot from the hip

An improv comedy group that actually is funny

Dear. Sir. Or. Madam. This. Is. A Letter About Shoot From The Hip

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 September 22, 2025

Shooting Charlie Kirk

(verb) shooting heroin, doing coke and ketamine all at the same time

I was Shooting Charlie Kirk last night and now I can’t see out of my right eye

by HNLB September 26, 2025

Shooting Range

While in the act of oral sex a man pulls out his penis at the moment of ejaculation and shoots semen up the woman’s nose.

“I took her to the shooting range!”

by CraftyboyZ October 10, 2025

Shoot the shit

Synonyms:
Reminisce, catch up, shoot the breeze, chew the fat

I haven't talked to you in a while. It was nice just to shoot the shit for a minute.

by Bill Fitz October 14, 2025

take it out back and shoot it

to put a car, truck, or other piece of unreliable machinery out of its misery, most likely by junking it.

Yes, that's my car. Yes, I'm planning to take it out back and shoot it this winter...

by Stupidly Sophisticated November 19, 2025

He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings

That's not what's happening here asshole. You need to stay out of shit that you are too stupid in which to be involved.

A retard "He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings!"

Hym "Nonononono, fuck-face. You don't know what I'm doing here and if that's what you think then you are too fucking stupid to be involved in what's going on here. I both specific and explicit about what I am doing here and no I do not need to change how I'm doing it. YOU fucks need to change how you are engaging with both ME and the text before I change the number of kids that exist."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025