put an egg in your shoe and beat it

Telling someone to get lost

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"

by j0bren October 10, 2009

blue up from the shoe up

a crip meaning wearing everthing blue frum the shoe up blue shopes pants shot hat ect.

im G'd up frumt ha feet up... blue up frum tha shoe up..

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic

High heeled hoes in NYC craving more peep toes and even more penis. Everyone wants to be them.

Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City.

"I was just your avaerage girl in NYC, looking for love and maybe some new shoes... but the minute Eduardo sold me those chrome Manolo's and boned me after his second shift at FootLocker, I became a sex addict shoe fanatic.

by \][po July 20, 2009

tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 17, 2006

Door to door used shoe sales

The Insurance industry

The insurance industry, besides being the spawn of Satan, is nothing more than door to door used shoe sales.

by KImCobain April 10, 2015

Nice shoes, wanna Netflix and chill?

A super-direct way to get in the door for a fuck. Netflix and chill, means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background. The compliment about the shoes, ensures this approach's effectiveness.

Bromigo 1: Yo, me and Karen totally just fucked to "Despicable Me 2"
Bromigo 2: Bruh...dude! How'd you get her to agree to that!?!
Bromigo 1: I said what any proper gentleman would, "Nice Shoes, wanna Netflix and Chill?"

by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015

Tie my shoe

It's describes a situation where you no longer want to be in the presence of another individual and all you wanted to do is tie your damn shoe

Michael tie my shoe your pissing me off

by Lielle August 25, 2019