self-modifying code

When bad programming (or a bad compiler/loader) causes a computer to 'write' data over a portion of memory that it later thinks is programming instructions in machine code, it will end up doing unpredictable things, depending on that data. By extension, any action which is likely to have unpredictable, unforseen or chaotic results.

Usually heard among techies who program in assembly language or machine code.

"I wouldn't tell your wife about your one-night stand in Tulsa if I were you; that would be self-modifying code."

by Meles Borealis January 11, 2009

selfieish

When Amber puts her selifies on Facebook for the world to see and comment.

Damn, Amber! Quit posting pics of you driving on Facebook. That's so selfieish. Eyes on the road, bitch.

by TheBlueRoom November 7, 2013

Self-Righteous

A self-righteous person acts superior to her peers because she believes her moral standards are perfect. This "moral smugness" is condescending by nature and is usually found offensive by others.

The typical mentality of the Western woman is that she is always right no matter what, thus driving away a lot of self-respecting guys with her self-righteous attitude.

by Triggerer of Snowflakes July 22, 2019

note to self

One of those things you scribble on your hand shortly before washing them both.

Why is it necessary to also have an example in order to submit a deffinition? I shall write a note to myself to send UD an email about this subject. There, done. Now I'm off to the shower.

by cbeck July 11, 2004

self-incest

Word for masturbation coined Liam Mac Sheoinin for his novel George W. Bush Buys Coke in Mid-Eternity (published by Serving House Books 2011 ). It first appears in print in 2000 when a chapter of the MacSheoinin's novel was excerpted in the Abiko Annual.

Victimized by self-incest

by Martin Masi January 20, 2013

seaford

a pussy ass neighborhood where white people think their black wtf is that about.....

also see massapequa farmingdale amittyville

seaford is a pussy ass neighborhood

by ...................... March 26, 2005

self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit

dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron

by gstar* May 7, 2011