SADNESS

An acronym coined by business comedian Corporate Bro (@corporate.bro) to mean Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. Its the modern day version of ABC (always be closing).

Sales reps live the SADNESS life.

ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.

ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."

by MellamoCorp September 25, 2020

Sad Kant

When something/someone thinks there big enough to reek havoc on people’s lives

Oi that Storm Barra is a Sad Kant, we can’t do our revaluation question!

by JimmyG21 December 8, 2021

MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU

Patrick: Your bad
Jiakun:Your mad
Patrick: Your MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

by Yavenu August 10, 2020

sad movie

Did you mean your life

Tom: i like watching sad movies

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Timmy: oh so you like watching movies about you life

by Lolo xd August 7, 2020

sadness

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by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but cooler November 26, 2020

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

Sad

Sad backwards is “das” and das is not good.

I’m sad.

by ImJesus!! November 21, 2021