Robert

A man who doesn't shit
HOW THE FUCK HAS ROBERT HELD IT IN FOR 200 HOURS?
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ROBERT

One of the most courageous men you could ever meet. A Robert will keep his word, tell you the truth, and won't back down. Her is a stand up guy, has the heart of an angel, and won't back down from what he believes in.

Brown hair, blue eyed, he knows how to capture your heart.

Don't ever defy him tho, guaranteed you'll lose him. He just won't sit around waiting to be punked!
The best friend, lover, and irresistible guy you'll want to meet!
I feel in love with a Robert once, and he kept his promises, every single one.
So if you ever find one, keep him!
Gina:Did you see that guy over there? Robert is his name..
Jenny: Sure did, I hear he's predictably unpredictable.. bet that makes him perfectly imperfect!
Gina: Hmmm.. maybe that's why he's so dreamy..
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Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..
Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!
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robert

absolute massive cock haver and great in bed
oh look it's robert I heard he's great in bed
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Robert

Robert is a relatively nice person to strangers, but if you know him well enough and you are friends with him he will roast the ever-living shit out of you to the point where you have a mental breakdown. He will be funny and athletic, but this is drowned by the fact that he will use everything against you, so don't tell him any secrets or else.
"hey look at that douche-bag"
"ah must be a Robert."
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what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong
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A white kid with a big dick. Robert is sweet and caring. Not the hottest guy in the world but cute. He's the best in bed with a huge cock.
Girl 1: I just slept with Robert last night
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Amazing, he has a huge cock
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