retard powers

Being as stupid as possible, therefore making others around you stupid by talking.

"His retard powers are so great, my iq drops by 50 every time he speaks."

by 100%Retard January 30, 2016

Retard Shivers

Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.

Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.

Scientology gives me the retard shivers.

Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.

by [Ryuk] November 11, 2011

Retarded Terrorist

Retarded Terrorist

When your brain damaged cat attacks everything and anything.

My cat is acting like a retarded terrorist

by Tippygibby September 5, 2019

Retarded Potato

Also known as Mohammed SALEH. Terrible at Apex. Might be illiterate

That is retarded Potato

by Wethebest09876 February 26, 2019

Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015

retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

retard stan

stan is a retard

retard stan is a retard bitch

by skkrrrttt February 7, 2020