potato baby

The combination between a potato and a baby, that inhabits the jungle-marshland of south-western China and northern North Korea. These so called "babies" were found by a man and a woman whose names may not be stated.

A potato baby looks like this in computer language --> 8

by GLOBOGYMPURPLECOBRAS February 18, 2009

potato chip fart

when someone eats potato chips and then when they fart, it smells like potato chips but it smells sweet. this is only good for girlz.

dammm veronica ate potato chips and laid a "potato chip fart". it smelt good tho =

by king of me January 26, 2010

San Francisco potato chip

The act of ejaculating on your partner's back. Then wait for the substance to dry. Carefully, peel off and feed it to your companion. Popular in Lakewood, OH as well. First established in 1998.

I woke up in the middle of the night and enjoyed the perfect snack of San Francisco potato chips!

by GuitarGirl May 9, 2006

Russian Potato Love

A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.

Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?

by JackOffMan November 20, 2009

bitch ass potatoe face

someone who is being an ass at the moment.

"you bitch ass potatoe face EXTRA BUTTER!"

by Stephanie Pauley July 16, 2008

Potatoe

HOw idiot people spell potato!

(at a spelling bee)
"Little stupid jimmy barker spell potato"
"P O T A T O E! potato"

by Katy June 30, 2004

sex potato

Someone who is totally inactive during sex usually causing frustration in the other partner for having to do all the work.

Craig: Dude! How was that chick you hooked up with last night?

Dude: Bad! Man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total sex potato! She just laid there!

by twirlinboy June 30, 2010