war plans

the plans a fascist government officials make in an illegal chat and invite a journalist to like a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.

Pete Hegseth says "no war plans" where revealed in Signal chat.

by hagsix March 27, 2025

oak planks

minecraft block named "Oak Planks", used for building.

I am making my house out of oak planks

by tiendaXD May 12, 2025

Private Plane

An expensive way to display your hypocrisy and stupidity.

She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…

by Maggie T May 21, 2025

oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft

You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

Spinning Plates

"Spinning Plates" is the art of juggling multiple people you’re attracted to, keeping each one interested while trying to hold them all in your orbit.

Guy 1: "Hey man, are you still talking to that one girl"
Guy 2: "Yeah I'm talking to her and two of her friends"
Guy 3: "My guy, you are Spinning Plates for no reason"

by PesoDollar August 12, 2025

Eggfuck Planet

The origin: A planet far away in the cosmos where they speak an ancient language called "Egus". The planets matter constantly moves so fast that it changes the size of the habitants heads into and egg. The planet was going to explode but some parents from there decided to send their children to a planet call earth. In fact one of your friends could be and egg-bastard the most common name for and egg-bastard is "Remington".

1.(an insulting way) "Ya egg headed ass should go back to your eggfuck Planet"

by Luh'Melly November 16, 2025

Going places nothing new

When your driving up and down the blvd

1- wasting time

2- trying to come up or

3 - start something ending bad

4 something nothing new
5 hoping for options

Jeff and friend were

"going places nothing new" again last night trying to get in to something ! Haha

by YEP -1968 December 23, 2025