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The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.
Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle
Period by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024
a description for an amount of time.
It's that fucking period of the time of month.
period by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 18, 2024

Period Poo Poo 

when your bestie slays so you say this weird phrase.
Sally: Guess what?! I aced that pregnancy test!
Morgan: Period poo poo girl!
Uterus wants a baby. But person don't want the baby. So uterus make's person's life a living hell. Literal war flashbacks for anyone that experiences this.
Shit I just got my period
Period by ssplashingttwo April 4, 2024
The unfathomable demonic void of perpetual agony I, along other cis females, sometimes get.
Period is hell.
Period by Itz KittyPinkiez June 30, 2024

period erection 

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
period erection by von groovy January 28, 2025