A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.
"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"
"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
by Beezy M July 16, 2009
Get the Parking Paranoiamug. Where real men fuck bitches, get money, dap, burn and more.. we got the baseball field where we...fuck bitches, the table near the tennis courts where we... fuck bitches, the basketball courts where we... get in good shape to fuck bitches, we got the dopest whips slappin all day. There's even a motha fuckin song bout it shieeeet. rudgear park. killa hideout of the creek
by doing what we do July 21, 2010
Get the Rudgear Parkmug. The show that is allowed to joke about a person eating his dead parents but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day.
Why do adult shows like South Park keep censoring the word "fuck" even though they already show stuff that is way more disturbing and offensive?
by Dubiks December 11, 2018
Get the South Parkmug. by httmsm July 30, 2004
Get the young parkmug. by bencus January 25, 2011
Get the Shark Parkmug. by gg_def February 20, 2022
Get the Joseph Parkmug. Wilford Brimley occasionally jock parked his Model T when he’d get his blood sugar checked at the Walgreens.
by Thunder P September 18, 2020
Get the jock parkmug.