Deadblow hammer

Just as you blow your load, you punch her in the back of the head, knocking her out! Run like a plankton!! 10 mins away
I Deadblow hammer fullballs stepdaughter and run the for Hillary and Scarborough!
by Plancton from Hillary or scabs November 28, 2018
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Tam-Hammering

The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit
"You definitely have a drinking problem".
"How so ?"
"It's not even 9 am and you're Tam-Hammering with the door open"
by Darthdad May 20, 2022
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Tam-Hammering

The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit.
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"You know you have a drinking problem ?"
"How so ?"
"It's only 9 am and you're already Tam-Hammering"
by Darthdad May 20, 2022
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Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.
by beebop photography June 10, 2022
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Brazilian Jack Hammer

when in a threesome with to guys and one girl. one guy is laying down on the getting blown by the girl who is doing a hand stand. and the other guy is standing above the other guy and behind the girl and doing her while holding her legs. and he moves her up and down on his dick and the other guys like a jack hammer.
by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016
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Fudge Hammer

A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.
"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."
by vintagegamingsystems August 02, 2016
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God of Hammers

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021
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