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blowjob pants

Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.

Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants

Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.

Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019
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Sock Pants

These are socks that are also pants. These are skin-tight accessories that cover one's legs, waist, and feet. Essentially, pants with socks attached to them at the bottom. They will save you time, money, and in many cases adding flair to your outfit. They come in many colors, textures, and levels of coverage from very sheer to very thick textile materials. It's a very versatile staple in a person's wardrobe.
"I don't need socks or pants, because I am wearing both." , "Have you seen my sock pants?" , "I love your new sock pants!", "Those sock pants are super cute!"
by LilyDeflower March 16, 2021
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pant-gina

a hole in the crotch of a pair of pants
please excuse my pant-gina; don't worry, i'm wearing underwear.
by bernoulli_o July 31, 2011
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pants slinger

irresistible alpha male that all the women sling pants toward
See Phil over there? Such a pants slinger.
by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022
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pants worm

A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.
Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.
by Brodie Staxxx March 31, 2020
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Buffet pants

Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal
Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.
by Melvin S March 23, 2019
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Yogurt pants

When shmegma leaks through your trousers.
Wow your yogurt pants must be made of cheesecloth. You’ve leaked shmegma onto my car seat!
by Tunod81 May 9, 2021
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