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Eenie meenie miney mo

A method of decision making mainly used by young children and stoners, as you go by each object you say 1 of the words until you're done with the phrase... there are two versions of this, version 1 is a process of elimination and version 2 is a more quick method.
v1
"eenie meenie miney mo catch a tiger by the toe if he hollars let him go my momma chooses the very best one and you are not it." (continue until theres 1 item left)
v2 (my favorite)
"eenie meenie miney mo catch a faggot by the toe, my momma chooses the straightest one and you are so it"

these are both done with a specific rhythm.
stoner #1: bro, bong or vaporizer?

stoner #2: idk, eenie meenie miney mo dat shit holmes.
by daspseudonym March 7, 2010
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mineshaft

1. Means of access to lower regions of a subterranean ore mine.

2. A vagina that is particularly loose, either naturally or in consequence of excessive abuse resulting from multiple child births or repetative breaching by an enlarged penis.
1. "The miners descended into the dimly lit mineshaft, their eyes staring blankly ahead, aware of only the grueling tasks that await them farther down the tracks."

2. "Walter pumped feverishly, only to realize that his hopes of climax were in fact nothing but pipe dreams. Yet again the flame of confidence lit upon his tiny candle had been mercilessly extinguished by the musty gale blowing from Martha's mineshaft."
by Wrist Wristofferson January 22, 2008
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Minecrafty

Minecrafty is usually explaining something that is similar to minecraft. This word is often said by a boy named Jack. This word can also mean amusing/funny when a person is called Minecrafty.
That lamp is so Minecrafty.

Jim: "Carol you are so Minecrafty"
Carol: "Well thank you Jim"
by bigbotboy44 December 16, 2017
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Minemeet

Minemeet is a cringey Minecraft Server :,)
by FakedDuchess518 May 23, 2018
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Minecraft

A game that when was first released was played by many. Those people cherished the game and used it as an outlet for their creativity. Sadly around 2014 it became toxic. With hordes of prepubescent children storming the game and internet. They filled up YouTube with "Let's Play" videos, music parodies and real life parodies. If anyone found out that you played Minecraft you would be labeled Cringe. Many Youtubers were able to profit off these children with thousands of episodes of a survival playthrough, hundreds of survival games episodes, and countless mod reviews. Around 2017 minecraft wasn't as toxic but still labelled as cringe. In 2017 a new game was on the rise known as PUBG. This new Battle Royale game attracted many of players and pretty the only thing streaming on Twitch. Due to its fame, game studio Epic Games decided to jump on the hype. They put a battle royale mode into their wave defense game they had been developing since 2011,Fortnite. Fortnite quickly became popular, it only took until March 2018 to be labeled toxic and cringe. Soon everybody that had praised this game were taking a massive shit on it just like they had done to Minecraft so many years ago. Despite the hate many creators continued play and the game continued to go.Since then Minecraft has been able to surpass Fortnite in players and many popular Youtubers have started started uploading videos of themselves playing Minecraft and really seem like they enjoy it.
2010-2013:Dude1 "Wanna play Minecraft" Dude2 "Hells Yeah!!!"

2014-2017:Dude1 "Wanna play Minecraft" Dude2"Pfft. No way you virgin ass loser"

2018-2019:Dude1 "Wanna play Minecraft" Dude2 "Hells Yeah"
by MurphDong July 15, 2019
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mineta

an annoying short perverted grape that didnt drink respect women juice
Mineta: Momo has big boobies~~~
by |~*~*~|Maki|~*~*~| April 6, 2021
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vagina miner

A person deeply interested in the study of vaginas and does so through fearless exploration with his meat mallet and other tools of the trade
I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!
by jerry westerby September 28, 2011
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