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Fat cocks? Women need to get tossed into the fat cock blender or it's patriarchy? Ok.
Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2025
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big oily men

i want big oily men in me
by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023
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puerto rican men

A man from puerto rico who is married, yet acts single outside of his household and has multiple girlfriends (with whom he may even have children with). Puerto rican men are largely, in-part, misogynistic with a twinge of narcissism which makes them believe they’re entitled to do whatever they want, as long as they provide for their family. Culturally, it’s how Latino men are raised and so the cycle continues.
Friend: “You’re dating HIM? Be careful, Puerto Rican men are known to cheat and I’d hate for you to get hurt”.
by prestigeww35 February 19, 2024
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morrison men

Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.

A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.

A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.
The "morrison men" are fixers according to Jenny. They just aren't very good at it.
by Anonald May 14, 2022
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Men's track

Being young and inexperienced is tough, you know there is a right moment to wait for, and you also know that does you no good if you're not ready to strike at the right time, you haven't always found a balance or a rhythm yet, and you get thrown out of rhythm before you find your rhythm, it can happen to a vet with years of experience and too many medals to count. Really if you're happy with a silver or bronze, or even just showing up, your country is with you no matter what, even if you don't look, act, or think like they do, and they're not going to stop believing in you if you don't stop believing in you. Really it is only you that ends up letting yourself down or being disappointed at the end of the games. A little bit of extra pain to endure and fight through for a gold might not be worse than a few years of frustration for you, but it's really nobody else's split second decision to make.
There's really just one thing that would defeat the purpose of going to the Olympics in the first place for the men's track, and that is give up because of a few stumbles. Whether you win or lose, you might as well fight through to the end, especially if you're young and you're going to be doing it a lot in the future. Starting a habit of giving up isn't going to get things done for you, and showing yourself or your teammates some tough love isn't the same thing as hating yourself/yourselves if you don't win a gold medal.
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
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Men Disorder

Where you deter men from liking you
I have a men disorder
by LucifersBitch April 30, 2020
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i like big black gucy men

subj1-did u know i like big black gucy men?
subj2_no i did not know that you like big black gucy men
by MENINMYASS August 14, 2023
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