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Meat Head 

A heavily built male, though not fat, with wrists the size of tree trunks. Their ability to develop muscle by going to the gym is unmatched by any other human specie. They are usually so enthralled with themselves and their heavy, hairy bodies that they become very irritating to be around. They think they are hot shit, when really they are flat-footed peasants built like neanderthalic farmers. Some females, usually of lower societal status, often find meat heads to be particularly attractive, while viewing those with slim, sophisticated body-types, who are much better looking, to be skinny little underfed runts. This is of course a ludicrous notion, however many of these girls believe it as they are from hick parts of the world where they lack general education and the ability to think critically and be open-minded about things that have not necessarily been conditioned by Disney to believe.
The term 'Meat head' applies to any college male that constantly goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror even though they are not particularly good looking, but still get a lot of female attention due, partially, to their high level of conceit and cockiness and the willingness of ditzy, dumb bitches.
Meat Head by MaleModels Inc. February 22, 2010
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meat and two veg 

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.

Meat Sweats 

When you wake up and there's an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed.
Ugh i just woke up with the meat sweats- Grayson Dolan
Meat Sweats by graysdonuts December 10, 2017

Meat and Potatoes 

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by squashing the mans shaft to one side of his pants while his cods are placed on the other side. Hence Meat and Potatoes.
Johnno: *Squashes his package into place* "Yep, I can actually run now."
Also see:
Cut Lunch
Meat and Potatoes by Xaypock March 24, 2003

meat hook 

To "meat hook" is to lift a person by their genitalia using your bicep. The greater amount of time spent lifted, the more effective the meat hook. The "Serated Meat Hook" is achieved when ones arm is moved from side to side quickly inducing further and greater pain.
Little James pissed me off, so in revenge I Meat Hooked him as punishment. For greater effect I dropped the meat hook action whilst little James was still in the air. Little James preceded to fall on his head-A Meat Hook KO

Other Meat Hook "games" include multiple Meat Hook when one must Meat Hook as many people as possible in a selected time limit. Extra points received for Meat Hooking members of the opposite sex.
meat hook by Schaffs July 2, 2006

Meat Stick 

1) A hockey player who can unleash a wicked slap shot.
When it comes to power plays the coach always sends out the meat stick players on the perimeters to score a goal.
Meat Stick by Joachin40 December 2, 2010