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Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. 

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
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pretty girls make graves

A narrative song from The Smiths that concludes in Morrissey losing hope of ever sustaining a relationship with a woman. Also the name of a band from Seattle, which formed almost two decades after that brilliant song was written.
Upon the sand, upon the bay

"There is a quick and easy way" you say

Before you illustrate

I'd rather state :

"I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am"

And Sorrow's native son

He will not smile for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Ohh....

End of the pier, end of the bay

You tug my arm, and say : "Give in to lust,

Give up to lust, oh heaven knows we'll

Soon be dust ... "

Oh, I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am

And Sorrow's native son

He will not rise for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Oh, really ?
Oh ...
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Chill, make peace and have babies 

guy 1: Your gay
guy 2: Your mom's gay
guy 1: I dare you to say that again
guy 3: Guys, guys, lets just chill, make peace and have babies :)

bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut 

Kick the stress away and go for your dreams
"I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"

daddy better make me choke 

y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick
Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.

-cupcakke

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. 

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!
1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!

Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.
Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"