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Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.
I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
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the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024
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Johnson

I hit my Johnson on the table
by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019
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Johnson

Black man's large penis. From Boxer Jack Johnson who had a large penosnthatbwas defined in his boxing shorts
Look at his Johnson
by K9DogMa March 7, 2025
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Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020
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The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime
I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days
by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015
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long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.
Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat
by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016
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